Here's a question for the Twitterati, delivered in less than 140 characters: "What do Amy Winehouse and the Unknown Warrior have in common?"
Beyond their humanity, Winehouse, who was found dead in her London home last Saturday, and the man buried in Westminster Abbey really don't, of course, have very much in common.
Nevertheless, the very different way in which the British nation greeted these two deaths, separated by 90 years, offers depressing evidence not only of the extent to which many British people have lost their moral bearings, but also of how, ironically, in the age of individualism it is the individual we respect the least.
The responses to the death of Winehouse - famous, but a complete stranger to most - ranged from the fatuous and the tasteless to the moralising and the faux grief-stricken. There were the comedians - "I guess God needed a concert cancelled" - vying for attention with the Princess Diana brigade, eager to claim their proxy martyrdom, and the irrational moralists, for whom the loss of human life appeared to be a relatively quantifiable event.
"It amazes me," Tweeted one on Sunday, "that a singer's drug OD seems to affect my social circle more than 100 innocent people being slaughtered in Norway."
This is not, of course, a phenomenon that can be blamed on Twitter, a mere enabler, like the mailshot, cold-calling, fax machine, email and SMS before it. Though it is doubtless a medium ideally suited to people with nothing to say, people with something to sell and people with nothing to say AND something to sell, it merely reflects, rather than shapes, the mores of our age.
Amid all this moral confusion, rewind 90 years, to November 1920.
Almost two years after the end of the First World War, the British government decided to repatriate the body of an Unknown Soldier, exhumed from the battlefields of France, to provide a focus for the grief of the hundreds of thousands of bereaved fathers, mothers, wives and children whose loved ones would never be coming home.
He would be a stranger to none. In a nation of people that had been holding its collective emotional breath for four years, each could believe that the Unknown Warrior was their son, their husband, their father.
On November 10, silent, motionless crowds packed the platform of every station and every bridge over the track as the train carrying the coffin made its way from Dover to London. The next day, the streets of the capital were lined from before dawn by the hundreds of thousands who had come to witness the passing of the coffin. As the cortège passed, followed by the king as chief mourner, heads bowed and an eerie, dignified silence descended, broken only by the sound of the hooves of the six black horses pulling the gun carriage and the beat of the muffled drums.
Though tears ran down many faces, the massed mourners, reported The Times, "were silent, and they conveyed mystery because they had come out to do homage, not to satisfy curiosity. Their hearts were speaking; therefore their tongues were still."
Not so this week, when everyone had something to say about the death of a young singer, and very few of them were speaking from the heart.
The man who lies in Westminster Abbey was, as one of the inscriptions on his tomb has it, "Unknown and yet well known". To all but her friends and family, it could be said, Winehouse was "Well known and yet unknown".
Somehow, like those respective epitaphs, our moral and emotional polarity has become reversed.
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
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6.30pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-3 – Group 1 (PA) $65,000 (Dirt) 2,000m
7.05pm: Handicap (TB) $65,000 (Turf) 1,800m
7.40pm: Meydan Classic – Listed (TB) $88,000 (T) 1,600m
8.15pm: Nad Al Sheba Trophy – Group 3 (TB) $195,000 (T) 2,810m
8.50pm: Dubai Millennium Stakes – Group 3 (TB) $130,000 (T) 2,000m
9.25pm: Meydan Challenge – Listed Handicap (TB) $88,000 (T) 1,400m
MATCH RESULT
Liverpool 4 Brighton and Hove Albion 0
Liverpool: Salah (26'), Lovren (40'), Solanke (53'), Robertson (85')
The alternatives
• Founded in 2014, Telr is a payment aggregator and gateway with an office in Silicon Oasis. It’s e-commerce entry plan costs Dh349 monthly (plus VAT). QR codes direct customers to an online payment page and merchants can generate payments through messaging apps.
• Business Bay’s Pallapay claims 40,000-plus active merchants who can invoice customers and receive payment by card. Fees range from 1.99 per cent plus Dh1 per transaction depending on payment method and location, such as online or via UAE mobile.
• Tap started in May 2013 in Kuwait, allowing Middle East businesses to bill, accept, receive and make payments online “easier, faster and smoother” via goSell and goCollect. It supports more than 10,000 merchants. Monthly fees range from US$65-100, plus card charges of 2.75-3.75 per cent and Dh1.2 per sale.
• 2checkout’s “all-in-one payment gateway and merchant account” accepts payments in 200-plus markets for 2.4-3.9 per cent, plus a Dh1.2-Dh1.8 currency conversion charge. The US provider processes online shop and mobile transactions and has 17,000-plus active digital commerce users.
• PayPal is probably the best-known online goods payment method - usually used for eBay purchases - but can be used to receive funds, providing everyone’s signed up. Costs from 2.9 per cent plus Dh1.2 per transaction.
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Haircare resolutions 2021
From Beirut and Amman to London and now Dubai, hairstylist George Massoud has seen the same mistakes made by customers all over the world. In the chair or at-home hair care, here are the resolutions he wishes his customers would make for the year ahead.
1. 'I will seek consultation from professionals'
You may know what you want, but are you sure it’s going to suit you? Haircare professionals can tell you what will work best with your skin tone, hair texture and lifestyle.
2. 'I will tell my hairdresser when I’m not happy'
Massoud says it’s better to offer constructive criticism to work on in the future. Your hairdresser will learn, and you may discover how to communicate exactly what you want more effectively the next time.
3. ‘I will treat my hair better out of the chair’
Damage control is a big part of most hairstylists’ work right now, but it can be avoided. Steer clear of over-colouring at home, try and pursue one hair brand at a time and never, ever use a straightener on still drying hair, pleads Massoud.
Despacito's dominance in numbers
Released: 2017
Peak chart position: No.1 in more than 47 countries, including the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia and Lebanon
Views: 5.3 billion on YouTube
Sales: With 10 million downloads in the US, Despacito became the first Latin single to receive Diamond sales certification
Streams: 1.3 billion combined audio and video by the end of 2017, making it the biggest digital hit of the year.
Awards: 17, including Record of the Year at last year’s prestigious Latin Grammy Awards, as well as five Billboard Music Awards