Here we are then: 2012. The apocalypse is upon us. Or should be, soon enough, anyway. Outside, the sun is shining, the birds are singing their feathery little hearts out and there are cars clogged up in a traffic jam. It's as typical a Dubai morning as you can get, and it's interesting to think that we have just entered a year Hollywood, and supposedly the ancient Mayan calendar, have been touting as the time when the planet will blow up or whatever.
I popped along to a "concept party" the other day, those awful things that are growing inexcusably popular. This one was a "pre-2012 party" and involved playing games where you tell each other what you've always wanted to tell them because you'll be gone in a couple of days anyway, and stuff like that.
Concept parties are, of course, merely good old-fashioned theme parties in disguise, like the "clean-up at the beach" party someone in the class was invited to last month. Intentions of environmental goodwill were rapidly forgotten; the "cleaning-up" involved putting the KFC wrapper you'd been eating out of into the bin.
What I have never understood is the reason for the inordinate number of New Year's parties in the desert in the UAE, so many of which involve an activity I can't stomach - literally or metaphorically.
Having had the misfortune of counting action-seeking adrenalin cravers among my friends, I am forced, every December, to endure an hour-long nightmare where we hurtle through mounds of sand in oversized cars.
All there is to be done is resolutely to clamp my hand over my mouth and turn my mind away from the direness of the situation by thinking about how there must be more horrible places to be than here, like perhaps at the bottom of the sea being eaten by a giant squid.
Initial ordeal over, we arrived at the camp, which was in effect a massive carpet with a dance floor in the middle and ringed by henna and food stalls. Having all safely congregated in the camp, looking decidedly windswept, it was decided that the first step was to get into the spirit of things.
"Right," declared Jo, the host, enthusiastically, "Now, as we all know, the world's ending this coming year." She was positively beaming, considering the world was ending so soon, grinning from ear to ear as if she were toasting someone whose birthday it was. "I thought it would be fun to skip resolutions and that sort of nonsense, because we won't be needing them, and have a Truth or Dare sort of game instead."
The catch was that there were to be no dares, just confessions on what you would do or how you would spend your time if you only had a few days to live, which was what was supposed to make the party a themed one. One of the things about teenagers is that we don't in the least mind chattering away, picking a topic threadbare, even if the topic's as bizarre as envisaging Harry Potter without his scar.
Pretty soon, Ryan had confessed whom he had a crush on and, goaded by the rest of, was persuaded easily enough to make a quick call and tell the unfortunate girl (because we weren't going to be around for much longer, were we now?).
"But what do I say?" he mumbled nervously, and someone thrust the results of a swift Google search for love speeches, on a Blackberry, into his hands. "She walks in beauty like the night ..." he read out loud and looked up. "Mate, I think 'Will you go out with me?' should do."
Rachel had since wandered back from one of the numerous trinket shops set up in every desert safari camp, having wound something glittery about her head. She'd bought a spangly belly-dancing scarf, the kind with gold circles dangling off it that tourists love to snap up. She was looking very smug having everyone admire it, too, until someone told her it was meant to go around the waist, like Esmeralda's one in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, not round her head.
Toby, in the meantime, made up his mind to eat as many falafels as he possibly could from a nearby stall, maintaining the somewhat twisted logic that if he didn't finish a lifetime's worth of falafels he wouldn't be fulfilling what destiny had in store for him.
"But if destiny wanted to have you pop it now then it knows it's a short lifetime, so you shouldn't get as much," Michael piped up, and had a falafel chucked at his head by way of response.
Our attention was diverted as the sword swallowers and whirling dervishes took to the stage, kick-starting the countdown to the last moments of 2011. Contentedly full of kebabs and pitta bread and basking in the general sense of bonhomie, as the mass whooping and dancing began, it felt nice to know that Hollywood usually gets it wrong.
The writer is a 16-year-old student in Dubai
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What is Bitcoin?
Bitcoin is the most popular virtual currency in the world. It was created in 2009 as a new way of paying for things that would not be subject to central banks that are capable of devaluing currency. A Bitcoin itself is essentially a line of computer code. It's signed digitally when it goes from one owner to another. There are sustainability concerns around the cryptocurrency, which stem from the process of "mining" that is central to its existence.
The "miners" use computers to make complex calculations that verify transactions in Bitcoin. This uses a tremendous amount of energy via computers and server farms all over the world, which has given rise to concerns about the amount of fossil fuel-dependent electricity used to power the computers.
Indoor cricket in a nutshell
Indoor Cricket World Cup - Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side
8 There are eight players per team
9 There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.
5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls
4 Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership
Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.
Zones
A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs
B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run
C Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs
D Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full
Israel Palestine on Swedish TV 1958-1989
Director: Goran Hugo Olsson
Rating: 5/5
POSSIBLE ENGLAND EURO 2020 SQUAD
Goalkeepers: Jordan Pickford, Nick Pope, Dean Henderson.
Defenders: Trent Alexander-Arnold, Kieran Trippier, Joe Gomez, John Stones, Harry Maguire, Tyrone Mings, Ben Chilwell, Fabian Delph.
Midfielders: Declan Rice, Harry Winks, Jordan Henderson, Ross Barkley, Mason Mount, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.
Forwards: Harry Kane, Raheem Sterling, Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho, Tammy Abraham, Callum Hudson-Odoi.
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RESULTS
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m
Winner: Omania, Saif Al Balushi (jockey), Ibrahim Al Hadhrami (trainer)
5.30pm: Conditions (PA) Dh85,000 1,600m
Winner: Brehaan, Richard Mullen, Ana Mendez
6pm: Handicap (TB) Dh100,000 1,600m
Winner: Craving, Connor Beasley, Simon Crisford
6.30pm: The President’s Cup Prep (PA) Dh100,000 2,200m
Winner: Rmmas, Tadhg O’Shea, Jean de Roualle
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup (PA) Dh70,000 1,200m
Winner: Dahess D’Arabie, Connor Beasley, Helal Al Alawi
7.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m
Winner: Fertile De Croate, Sam Hitchcott, Ibrahim Aseel
Ashes 2019 schedule
August 1-5: First Test, Edgbaston
August 14-18: Second Test, Lord's
August 22-26: Third Test, Headingley
September 4-8: Fourth Test, Old Trafford
September 12-16: Fifth Test, Oval
DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Emma Corrin
Director: Shawn Levy
Rating: 3/5
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THE POPE'S ITINERARY
Sunday, February 3, 2019 - Rome to Abu Dhabi
1pm: departure by plane from Rome / Fiumicino to Abu Dhabi
10pm: arrival at Abu Dhabi Presidential Airport
Monday, February 4
12pm: welcome ceremony at the main entrance of the Presidential Palace
12.20pm: visit Abu Dhabi Crown Prince at Presidential Palace
5pm: private meeting with Muslim Council of Elders at Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque
6.10pm: Inter-religious in the Founder's Memorial
Tuesday, February 5 - Abu Dhabi to Rome
9.15am: private visit to undisclosed cathedral
10.30am: public mass at Zayed Sports City – with a homily by Pope Francis
12.40pm: farewell at Abu Dhabi Presidential Airport
1pm: departure by plane to Rome
5pm: arrival at the Rome / Ciampino International Airport
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MATCH INFO
Championship play-offs, second legs:
Aston Villa 0
Middlesbrough 0
(Aston Villa advance 1-0 on aggregate)
Fulham 2
Sessegnon (47'), Odoi (66')
Derby County 0
(Fulham advance 2-1 on aggregate)
Final
Saturday, May 26, Wembley. Kick off 8pm (UAE)
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Starring: Winona Ryder, Michael Keaton, Jenny Ortega
Director: Tim Burton
Rating: 3/5
Company profile
Name: Infinite8
Based: Dubai
Launch year: 2017
Number of employees: 90
Sector: Online gaming industry
Funding: $1.2m from a UAE angel investor
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PROFILE OF STARZPLAY
Date started: 2014
Founders: Maaz Sheikh, Danny Bates
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment/Streaming Video On Demand
Number of employees: 125
Investors/Investment amount: $125 million. Major investors include Starz/Lionsgate, State Street, SEQ and Delta Partners
The biog
Name: Dhabia Khalifa AlQubaisi
Age: 23
How she spends spare time: Playing with cats at the clinic and feeding them
Inspiration: My father. He’s a hard working man who has been through a lot to provide us with everything we need
Favourite book: Attitude, emotions and the psychology of cats by Dr Nicholes Dodman
Favourit film: 101 Dalmatians - it remind me of my childhood and began my love of dogs
Word of advice: By being patient, good things will come and by staying positive you’ll have the will to continue to love what you're doing
The Perfect Couple
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor
Creator: Jenna Lamia
Rating: 3/5
MATCH INFO
Rajasthan Royals 158-8 (20 ovs)
Kings XI Punjab 143/7 (20 ovs)
Rajasthan Royals won by 15 runs
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The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre turbo
Power: 181hp
Torque: 230Nm
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Starting price: Dh79,000
On sale: Now
How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying