Putin's perspective of the Syrian crisis derives more from spite to the West than anything else
Last week, while his presidential campaign was still in full swing, the returning president-elect of Russia penned an article that explained, with the utmost transparency, his views in matters of foreign affairs, namely the Syrian revolution.
In comment, the Saudi columnist Abdel Rahman Al Rashid wrote in the pan-Arab daily Asharq Alawsat: "It was a significant article that expresses the traditional Russian anti-western position. But in Syria, Mr Putin's take on the crisis doesn't hinge only on his competitiveness to western powers. In fact, he is also convinced that, if the regime were ousted, Syria would become a land of extremism that threatens Russia and the rest of the world."
The problem with the Syrian cause is that it lacks proper representation in major international forums. There is no official body to refute the misconceptions and wrongful conclusions surrounding the Syrian case. Mr Putin, for instance, believes that the problem in Syria lies in radical Islamic movements, which proves that Al Assad's official propaganda has in fact worked.
"The revolution against the Syrian regime isn't driven by religion. In fact, the regime never denied its citizens their religious rights. The problem of the 25 million Syrian citizens is that, for four decades, they have been living under a military, intelligential and oppressive regime," the writer added.
The Russians are frightened that the alternative to Al Assad's regime would be a radical religious group, which is likely should the Syrians be left an easy prey for Islamic Jihadists whose objective isn't to deliver Syria of the oppressive regime, but rather, to establish a radical system of rule.
In his opinion article, Mr Putin also emphasised the role of what he calls the "light force" referring to social media websites such as Youtube, Twitter and Facebook. He said that these are tools managed by foreign groups and that they were behind the Arab Spring revolutions. In his view, these forums are often used to instigate to extremism and separatism and to manipulate public opinion and interfere directly in the internal affairs of sovereign states.
In fact, this concept ignores two essential truths: on one hand, social communication technologies have automatically become mediums of expression for the opposition and on the other hand, the poor, unbearable conditions in the Arab world exploded through these media. These are two simple truths that have nothing to do with the conspiracy theory.
If Mr Putin is convinced that the uprising of the Syrian people is the result of a foreign plot then it is only natural that he would use the veto at the UN. But, if this is the case, why didn't these foreign forces fully support the revolution and bring Al Assad's regime down?
GCC states must beat the small differences
If security coordination between the six member states of the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC) is key, and if unison in their political approaches is crucial, it remains of even more important for them to consolidate their financial, monetary and economic sectors, wrote columnist Hashem Abdo Hashem in yesterday's edition of the Saudi newspaper Okaz.
That must be the point of focus "if we want to make a more rapid transition into a Gulf Federation, 30 years after the establishment of the GCC," the Saudi columnist said.
Gulf nations are at "a sensitive crossroads" and they must make up their minds whether they really want to take their cooperation further or keep it where it is now.
Both the GCC ministerial meeting that was held this week in Riyadh, and the Jeddah Economic Forum that is still ongoing, highlight the importance of "concentrating on the economy in building the Gulf Federation", the columnist noted, stressing that the Gulf Federation is a matter of priority.
"We mustn't get stuck on such questions as the location of the [GCC] Central Bank or disparities in custom tariffs," the columnist said.
The UAE was the second nation - after Oman - to withdraw from a GCC single currency plan after its bid to host the bloc's Central Bank in Abu Dhabi was rejected.
"Current challenges must overshadow small differences."
Obama's Aipac speech was too 'obsequious'
The speech that the United States president Barack Obama delivered on Sunday at Aipac, the American institution representing the pro-Israel lobby in Washington, was "disappointing" and predominantly "obsequious", according to an editorial carried in the pan-Arab newspaper Al Quds Al Arabi yesterday.
Mr Obama went through the whole list of "favours" he did to Israel since he came into office, the paper said, from his resistance to the findings of the famous Goldstone report - which found Israel guilty of war crimes - to his efforts to block the Palestinian bid for statehood.
"What's more, in a speech that lasted more than half an hour, Mr Obama did not use the phrase 'settlement in occupied territories', as the main reason for the failure of the peace process," the paper added.
Worse still, he blamed that failure on everything else: current democratic changes rippling through the region, Palestinian divisions and Hamas's refusal to recognise Israel's right to exist.
"Mr Obama preferred to go on a litany about how holy Israel's security is to him and to his administration," the paper said.
Yet even that sycophancy will not be enough to satisfy Israel, because all Tel Aviv wants these days is to get a public endorsement from the US to attack Iran.
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
The National Archives, Abu Dhabi
Founded over 50 years ago, the National Archives collects valuable historical material relating to the UAE, and is the oldest and richest archive relating to the Arabian Gulf.
Much of the material can be viewed on line at the Arabian Gulf Digital Archive - https://www.agda.ae/en
Wicked
Director: Jon M Chu
Stars: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey
Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
England ODI squad
Eoin Morgan (captain), Moeen Ali, Jonny Bairstow, Jake Ball, Sam Billings, Jos Buttler, Tom Curran, Alex Hales, Liam Plunkett, Adil Rashid, Joe Root, Jason Roy, Ben Stokes, David Willey, Chris Woakes, Mark Wood.
BUNDESLIGA FIXTURES
Friday (UAE kick-off times)
Borussia Dortmund v Paderborn (11.30pm)
Saturday
Bayer Leverkusen v SC Freiburg (6.30pm)
Werder Bremen v Schalke (6.30pm)
Union Berlin v Borussia Monchengladbach (6.30pm)
Eintracht Frankfurt v Wolfsburg (6.30pm)
Fortuna Dusseldof v Bayern Munich (6.30pm)
RB Leipzig v Cologne (9.30pm)
Sunday
Augsburg v Hertha Berlin (6.30pm)
Hoffenheim v Mainz (9pm)
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
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Winner AF Al Baher, Tadhg O’Shea (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer).
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Company name: Overwrite.ai
Founder: Ayman Alashkar
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Sector: PropTech
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Series info
Test series schedule 1st Test, Abu Dhabi: Sri Lanka won by 21 runs; 2nd Test, Dubai: Play starts at 2pm, Friday-Tuesday
ODI series schedule 1st ODI, Dubai: October 13; 2nd ODI, Abu Dhabi: October 16; 3rd ODI, Abu Dhabi: October 18; 4th ODI, Sharjah: October 20; 5th ODI, Sharjah: October 23
T20 series schedule 1st T20, Abu Dhabi: October 26; 2nd T20, Abu Dhabi: October 27; 3rd T20, Lahore: October 29
Tickets Available at www.q-tickets.com
Stat Fourteen Fourteen of the past 15 Test matches in the UAE have been decided on the final day. Both of the previous two Tests at Dubai International Stadium have been settled in the last session. Pakistan won with less than an hour to go against West Indies last year. Against England in 2015, there were just three balls left.
Key battle - Azhar Ali v Rangana Herath Herath may not quite be as flash as Muttiah Muralitharan, his former spin-twin who ended his career by taking his 800th wicket with his final delivery in Tests. He still has a decent sense of an ending, though. He won the Abu Dhabi match for his side with 11 wickets, the last of which was his 400th in Tests. It was not the first time he has owned Pakistan, either. A quarter of all his Test victims have been Pakistani. If Pakistan are going to avoid a first ever series defeat in the UAE, Azhar, their senior batsman, needs to stand up and show the way to blunt Herath.
Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
Cricket World Cup League 2
UAE squad
Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind
Fixtures
Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE
Our legal columnist
Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
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Takreem Awards winners 2021
Corporate Leadership: Carl Bistany (Lebanon)
Cultural Excellence: Hoor Al Qasimi (UAE)
Environmental Development and Sustainability: Bkerzay (Lebanon)
Environmental Development and Sustainability: Raya Ani (Iraq)
Humanitarian and Civic Services: Women’s Programs Association (Lebanon)
Humanitarian and Civic Services: Osamah Al Thini (Libya)
Excellence in Education: World Innovation Summit for Education (WISE) (Qatar)
Outstanding Arab Woman: Balghis Badri (Sudan)
Scientific and Technological Achievement: Mohamed Slim Alouini (KSA)
Young Entrepreneur: Omar Itani (Lebanon)
Lifetime Achievement: Suad Al Amiry (Palestine)
How Voiss turns words to speech
The device has a screen reader or software that monitors what happens on the screen
The screen reader sends the text to the speech synthesiser
This converts to audio whatever it receives from screen reader, so the person can hear what is happening on the screen
A VOISS computer costs between $200 and $250 depending on memory card capacity that ranges from 32GB to 128GB
The speech synthesisers VOISS develops are free
Subsequent computer versions will include improvements such as wireless keyboards
Arabic voice in affordable talking computer to be added next year to English, Portuguese, and Spanish synthesiser
Partnerships planned during Expo 2020 Dubai to add more languages
At least 2.2 billion people globally have a vision impairment or blindness
More than 90 per cent live in developing countries
The Long-term aim of VOISS to reach the technology to people in poor countries with workshops that teach them to build their own device
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How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
Disclaimer
Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
Abu Dhabi GP schedule
Friday: First practice - 1pm; Second practice - 5pm
Saturday: Final practice - 2pm; Qualifying - 5pm
Sunday: Etihad Airways Abu Dhabi Grand Prix (55 laps) - 5.10pm
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
The Case For Trump
By Victor Davis Hanson
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Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais
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Pieces of Her
Stars: Toni Collette, Bella Heathcote, David Wenham, Omari Hardwick
Director: Minkie Spiro
Rating:2/5
How Apple's credit card works
The Apple Card looks different from a traditional credit card — there's no number on the front and the users' name is etched in metal. The card expands the company's digital Apple Pay services, marrying the physical card to a virtual one and integrating both with the iPhone. Its attributes include quick sign-up, elimination of most fees, strong security protections and cash back.
What does it cost?
Apple says there are no fees associated with the card. That means no late fee, no annual fee, no international fee and no over-the-limit fees. It also said it aims to have among the lowest interest rates in the industry. Users must have an iPhone to use the card, which comes at a cost. But they will earn cash back on their purchases — 3 per cent on Apple purchases, 2 per cent on those with the virtual card and 1 per cent with the physical card. Apple says it is the only card to provide those rewards in real time, so that cash earned can be used immediately.
What will the interest rate be?
The card doesn't come out until summer but Apple has said that as of March, the variable annual percentage rate on the card could be anywhere from 13.24 per cent to 24.24 per cent based on creditworthiness. That's in line with the rest of the market, according to analysts
What about security?
The physical card has no numbers so purchases are made with the embedded chip and the digital version lives in your Apple Wallet on your phone, where it's protected by fingerprints or facial recognition. That means that even if someone steals your phone, they won't be able to use the card to buy things.
Is it easy to use?
Apple says users will be able to sign up for the card in the Wallet app on their iPhone and begin using it almost immediately. It also tracks spending on the phone in a more user-friendly format, eliminating some of the gibberish that fills a traditional credit card statement. Plus it includes some budgeting tools, such as tracking spending and providing estimates of how much interest could be charged on a purchase to help people make an informed decision.
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Fight card
Preliminaries:
Nouredine Samir (UAE) v Sheroz Kholmirzav (UZB); Lucas Porst (SWE) v Ellis Barboza (GBR); Mouhmad Amine Alharar (MAR) v Mohammed Mardi (UAE); Ibrahim Bilal (UAE) v Spyro Besiri (GRE); Aslamjan Ortikov (UZB) v Joshua Ridgwell (GBR)
Main card:
Carlos Prates (BRA) v Dmitry Valent (BLR); Bobirjon Tagiev (UZB) v Valentin Thibaut (FRA); Arthur Meyer (FRA) v Hicham Moujtahid (BEL); Ines Es Salehy (BEL) v Myriame Djedidi (FRA); Craig Coakley (IRE) v Deniz Demirkapu (TUR); Artem Avanesov (ARM) v Badreddine Attif (MAR); Abdulvosid Buranov (RUS) v Akram Hamidi (FRA)
Title card:
Intercontinental Lightweight: Ilyass Habibali (UAE) v Angel Marquez (ESP)
Intercontinental Middleweight: Amine El Moatassime (UAE) v Francesco Iadanza (ITA)
Asian Featherweight: Zakaria El Jamari (UAE) v Phillip Delarmino (PHI)
The specs
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Transmission: seven-speed
Power: 720hp
Torque: 770Nm
Price: Dh1,100,000
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Australia tour of Pakistan
March 4-8: First Test, Rawalpindi
March 12-16: Second Test, Karachi
March 21-25: Third Test, Lahore
March 29: First ODI, Rawalpindi
March 31: Second ODI, Rawalpindi
April 2: Third ODI, Rawalpindi
April 5: T20I, Rawalpindi
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Singham Again
Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
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