The crew in <i>Star Trek</i> were able to escape all kinds of trouble, even financial, by being beamed up to the Enterprise.
The crew in <i>Star Trek</i> were able to escape all kinds of trouble, even financial, by being beamed up to the Enterprise.

Beam me up from all this financial chaos, Scotty



On the starship Enterprise, which readers may be familiar with from the television series Star Trek, crew members used transporters to beam themselves from one spot to another, up to 40,000km away. The individuals in question would seemingly dematerialise on the spot and rematerialise a few seconds later, provided there were no rocks, solar flares or extremely powerful alien telepathy blocking their way.

"Trekkies" could transport only by first applying "Heisenberg compensators" to overcome the uncertainty over just where their personal particles were. The compensators were named after physicist Werner Heisenberg, who in 1927 developed what he called "the uncertainty principle". In a nutshell, Heisenberg postulated that it was impossible to know the true position any particle. It's complicated, but essentially all matter is energy moving in a certain pattern. To establish a definite position would require that the energy be still and therefore cease to exist.

All we can do, therefore, is approximate where things are and observe where they have been. In the process of observing, we throw light on things, figuratively as well as literally, which affects their position. In quantum physics, however, this means that observing an object can influence where it has been. This has led some to conclude that our actions can directly influence the past. History is, after all, written by the victors, and so the outcome of events affects the past as expressed in the present.

Similarly, it has become commonplace to blame the current financial crisis on bankers, regulators and other experts who failed to foresee that the massive build-up of subprime mortgage-backed securities and other credit derivatives posed a grave threat to the global financial system. On the contrary, the experts did foresee the problems we are facing and foretold them often and vociferously. There's no telling who said so first, but the first instance that comes to my mind was early last year, more than six months before anyone had ever heard of a subprime crisis. I was at a conference where the executive vice president of the Bank of China, Zhu Min, wondered out loud about the risks posed by the rapidly expanding universe of credit derivatives, which at that point amounted to a mere US$27 trillion (Dh99 trillion). It wasn't just the derivatives we needed to be watching out for, according to Mr Zhu. "Over-liquidity is killing us," he said.

Focusing on credit derivatives as culprits is ignoring the conditions that fostered their proliferation. The derivatives were a by-product of excessive liquidity, according to economists and central bankers such as Jean-Claude Trichet. The result was a "mis-pricing of risk". Even people with bad credit could get cheap loans - the Philippines, Iraq, ex-convicts with no job. "There could be a re-appreciation of risks," Mr Trichet warned last year. "It could come smoothly or in a disorderly manner."

Just a few months later, in June, Tharman Shanmugaratnam, a former central banker whom Singapore later that year named its minister of finance, raised the dangers of the liquidity bubble. "We can't really tell how this unwinding is going to play out," he said. But trouble was undoubtedly ahead, he added. What seemed frighteningly obvious even then was that while investors seemed to be judging less creditworthy borrowers to be lower risks, they were by implication judging the world's least risky borrower, the US, to be less creditworthy.

There was, after all, no shortage of economists warning that the US was the weakest link in the global economy. The Morgan Stanley economist Stephen Roach warned for years that the twin deficits of the US could not last forever, and the whole world might bear the consequences. "We're going to have to come to grips with the realities of the US economy. We have huge current account deficits and high debt loads," he warned in Jan 2006. "We could be in for a rude awakening."

Even that was old news. In late 2004, the New York University economics professor Nouriel Roubini and Brad Setser, now an economist at the Council on Foreign Relations in New York, wrote a paper entitled "The US as a Net Debtor: The Sustainability of the US External Imbalances". Their diagnosis: the imbalances were not sustainable. What was doomed, they said, was the so-called Bretton Woods Two system, under which Asia and the Gulf lent money at low rates to Americans to buy their products and buy homes - money which was in turn re-lent and invested into emerging markets around the world. But they weren't the first to say so. In 2003, a financial analyst named Richard Duncan published a book called The Dollar Crisis. The series of financial crises up to then - the Asian financial crisis, the Russian default, the LTCM debacle - were all symptoms of America's unsustainable deficits, Mr Duncan argued.

Yet, despite the warnings, here we are. No amount of Heisenberg compensation can fix our position. No amount of finger pointing can locate the blame. It is everywhere and nowhere: our governments, our regulators, our banks, our fund managers, we did nothing to forestall the collapse. Beam me up, Scotty. warnold@thenational.ae

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Israel Palestine on Swedish TV 1958-1989

Director: Goran Hugo Olsson

Rating: 5/5

The specs

  Engine: 2-litre or 3-litre 4Motion all-wheel-drive Power: 250Nm (2-litre); 340 (3-litre) Torque: 450Nm Transmission: 8-speed automatic Starting price: From Dh212,000 On sale: Now

Abaya trends

The utilitarian robe held dear by Arab women is undergoing a change that reveals it as an elegant and graceful garment available in a range of colours and fabrics, while retaining its traditional appeal.

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The Perfect Couple

Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor

Creator: Jenna Lamia

Rating: 3/5

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Name: ARDH Collective
Based: Dubai
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Sector: Sustainability
Total funding: Self funded
Number of employees: 4
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Starring: Vijay, Sneha, Prashanth, Prabhu Deva, Mohan
Director: Venkat Prabhu
Rating: 2/5

Results:

First Test: New Zealand 30 British & Irish Lions 15

Second Test: New Zealand 21 British & Irish Lions 24

Third Test: New Zealand 15 British & Irish Lions 15

How to protect yourself when air quality drops

Install an air filter in your home.

Close your windows and turn on the AC.

Shower or bath after being outside.

Wear a face mask.

Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.

If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.

BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE

Starring: Winona Ryder, Michael Keaton, Jenny Ortega

Director: Tim Burton

Rating: 3/5

How Filipinos in the UAE invest

A recent survey of 10,000 Filipino expatriates in the UAE found that 82 per cent have plans to invest, primarily in property. This is significantly higher than the 2014 poll showing only two out of 10 Filipinos planned to invest.

Fifty-five percent said they plan to invest in property, according to the poll conducted by the New Perspective Media Group, organiser of the Philippine Property and Investment Exhibition. Acquiring a franchised business or starting up a small business was preferred by 25 per cent and 15 per cent said they will invest in mutual funds. The rest said they are keen to invest in insurance (3 per cent) and gold (2 per cent).

Of the 5,500 respondents who preferred property as their primary investment, 54 per cent said they plan to make the purchase within the next year. Manila was the top location, preferred by 53 per cent.

Two products to make at home

Toilet cleaner

1 cup baking soda 

1 cup castile soap

10-20 drops of lemon essential oil (or another oil of your choice) 

Method:

1. Mix the baking soda and castile soap until you get a nice consistency.

2. Add the essential oil to the mix.

Air Freshener

100ml water 

5 drops of the essential oil of your choice (note: lavender is a nice one for this) 

Method:

1. Add water and oil to spray bottle to store.

2. Shake well before use. 

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The Penguin

Starring: Colin Farrell, Cristin Milioti, Rhenzy Feliz

Creator: Lauren LeFranc

Rating: 4/5

Essentials

The flights

Emirates and Etihad fly direct from the UAE to Geneva from Dh2,845 return, including taxes. The flight takes 6 hours. 

The package

Clinique La Prairie offers a variety of programmes. A six-night Master Detox costs from 14,900 Swiss francs (Dh57,655), including all food, accommodation and a set schedule of medical consultations and spa treatments.

TRAP

Starring: Josh Hartnett, Saleka Shyamalan, Ariel Donaghue

Director: M Night Shyamalan

Rating: 3/5

The specs

Price, base / as tested Dh960,000
Engine 3.9L twin-turbo V8 
Transmission Seven-speed dual-clutch automatic
Power 661hp @8,000rpm
Torque 760Nm @ 3,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined 11.4L / 100k